saying, “why be cis when you can be trans,” just completely takes away the seriousness of this movement. that phrase makes it sound like this really is just a trend and that people put on these labels just to be cool. i am completely for pride when it comes to being trans, but this is not pride. this is making our movement seem like a bunch of kids who just want to be cool. people are going to see us like even more of a joke when this phrase is being spread.

(via ryan-haywire)


sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

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a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

(Source: hectorstaco, via jonophobias)